Froot Loops Cereal Straws

OK OK whoa whoa whoa, first of all kids USE YOUR HANDS TO DRINK YOUR MILK! Kids do no need another reason to have their drink of choice within mouth's reach while watching Loonatics or whatever the hell. Secondly, can you only drink milk through the straw? Point 3: Why Froot Loops of all things? If there is one cereal I hate drinking the artificial fruit milk from the bowl more than Froot Loops then I do not want to know that cereal. 4itude, I'm making the first Cereal Straw Cocktail right now. Look out world, The First Annual Cereal Straw Drunkfest is coming soon. We'll hold the event for every year from now on or until the Cereal Straws are outlawed for their impeccable tooth rotting abilities.

Johansson vs. Biel

Since so many people are compaing and contrast the overall sexiness of Jessica Biel as compared to the over bearing, eye popping beauty that is Scarlett Johansson, I figure the only way to settle this is with a good ol' fashioned "Battle of the Broads"

ROUND 1: Scenes in a Towel

Jessica Biel in Next having a long talk with Nic Cage about god knows what.




Scarlett Johansson getting caught checking out herself in a mirror.



Analysis: Biel has the musculature to pull off the look, but the mere sight of Scarlett dropping her moist towel hanging off her makes this a clear victory for Scarlett. Fantastic work Ms. Johansson you brought your A game to Round 1. Ms. Biel a worthy effort let's hope you can catch up in Round 2.

Did anyone see Next?

Does anyone know if this movie came out yet? I mean this scene looks like it would be at least worthy of YouTube. I wonder if Jessica Biel sees the movies she is making. I mean I have no problem with her using her spectacularly toned and physique for eye candy, it's just the fact that her ass is used as a marketing ploy to get people to see two minutes into the future time sort of travel movies. Whatever though USE WHAT YOU GOT BIEL!

On a related note seeing as Alexander Payne co-wrote "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" that movie just jumped 3 positions in my book from Steer Clear to Wait it Out.

The Humans Are Dead and I'm Not Crying

Flight of the Conchords soars into your inner nebula and uses you over and over and over until you are a wet spot of gooey burnt packing popcorn.

Indiana Jones

What more do you need to see?

Devil's Nightmare: The Trailer

Satan's Cheerleaders: The Trailer

Corupption: The Trailer

Vanessa Hessler for Barbarella!

With Robert Rodriguez bringing a true cult classic back into our modern world is something that I'm dying to see done right. Today's society can not stand SEX and it really is a shame when people who make sex films and films dealing with sexual matters that they can either not raise the money or the final product is dumbed down to appeal to very sect of American life. Films like Barbarella and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls were full a rampt sexual behavior and it was mind boggling to watch these films now and see what could be with today's abilities to light and special enhance people, wild sexual beings from the far reaches of the galaxy could be created and be shown to us to stimulate and get our minds wondering what could be. I apologize for getting a little out there but 'Sex Flicks' need a return and Robert Rodriguez could be the man for the job. Notice how when he wants to Rodriguez can shoot some of the sexiest clothed scenes in movie history. I give you exhibit A:

Exhibit B:


With those in mind I bring to your attention Barbarella. I MDB describes: After an in-flight anti-gravity striptease (masked by the film's opening titles), Barbarella (Jane Fonda), a 41st century astronaut, lands on the planet Lythion and sets out to find the evil Durand Durand in the city of Sogo, where a new sin is invented every hour. There, she encounters such objects as the Exessive Machine, a genuine sex organ on which an accomplished artist of the keyboard, in this case, Durand Durand himself, can drive a victim to death by pleasure, a lesbian queen who, in her dream chamber, can make her fantasies take form, and a group of ladies smoking a giant hookah which, via a poor victim struggling in its glass globe, dispenses Essence of Man. You can't help but be impressed by the special effects crew and the various ways that were found to tear off what few clothes our heroine seemed to possess. Based on the popular French comic strip.
The film is pure camp and the reason it has stood the test of time is due to Jane Fonda being the lead and having never looked better. With that I have begun the casting process myself for who should played the famed titular lead in the Re-Imagining. My first educated choice to replace Jane Fonda would have to be Vanessa Hessler, here is my visual proof.

Doesn't this woman just scram Barbarella, I could easily see her filling the shoes and the Orgasmatron nicely. She has done 'some' acting which is all you need in my book to qualify to star as a Hyper Sexual Space Vixen from the 41st century. More info to follow as I will be watching this production like a hawk. More visual campaigning for Vanessa Hessler and other candidates soon.

Manhunt 2 Delayed --I really can't see why

These are some screencaps of the soon to be upcoming game "Manhunt 2" which was going to be available for the Wii and Playstation 2 comes July 10th. The developers at one point bragged as to how hardcore and balls to the wall the game was going to be, now it seems they are regretting ever delving that deep into their sick twisted minds as the game has received an 'ADULTS ONLY' rating from the ESRB. Which really is too bad as the game promised to use the Wii-Mote in ways that I never thought we'd see so soon after the systems launch. Say you wanted to sneak up behind someone and strangle them, well stealthily slink your way up behind and then throw your Wii-More in a manner that you would if you had a string to choke someone VOILA! You are in the midst of a serious choke hold that no one could break out of, Congratulations! Seeing how 'Adults Only' ratings mean no Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, GameStop, etc. the game has been delayed to tone down the sadistic violence. Just make everyone a zombie and have them bleed blue and green, problem solved! Hopefully the game will come back kickin and still screaming with a hard M rating. How do more games not have A-O ratings, think about Gears of War and the chainsaw on your gun and all the bloody possibilities that lie within its teeth.

On a related note the Wii really needs to step up it's Adult programming there are only so many time that you can go around a game board in Mario Party 12 before you need to blow a few heads off with your trust Wii-Mote in hand.