OK OK whoa whoa whoa, first of all kids USE YOUR HANDS TO DRINK YOUR MILK! Kids do no need another reason to have their drink of choice within mouth's reach while watching Loonatics or whatever the hell. Secondly, can you only drink milk through the straw? Point 3: Why Froot Loops of all things? If there is one cereal I hate drinking the artificial fruit milk from the bowl more than Froot Loops then I do not want to know that cereal. 4itude, I'm making the first Cereal Straw Cocktail right now. Look out world, The First Annual Cereal Straw Drunkfest is coming soon. We'll hold the event for every year from now on or until the Cereal Straws are outlawed for their impeccable tooth rotting abilities.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Froot Loops Cereal Straws
OK OK whoa whoa whoa, first of all kids USE YOUR HANDS TO DRINK YOUR MILK! Kids do no need another reason to have their drink of choice within mouth's reach while watching Loonatics or whatever the hell. Secondly, can you only drink milk through the straw? Point 3: Why Froot Loops of all things? If there is one cereal I hate drinking the artificial fruit milk from the bowl more than Froot Loops then I do not want to know that cereal. 4itude, I'm making the first Cereal Straw Cocktail right now. Look out world, The First Annual Cereal Straw Drunkfest is coming soon. We'll hold the event for every year from now on or until the Cereal Straws are outlawed for their impeccable tooth rotting abilities.
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