Gil Says Scarlett Johansson is Amazing

Yet again Scarlett makes us pay attention to "The Spirit" by being goddamn stunning at the premiere, this movie only has one thing going for, well two things if you want to be particular, Frank Miller must be a genius director, actually it was probably Lionsgate who thought up this whole evil scheme. They must have thought if they fill this movie out with truly sexy and sexual women atleast horny boys and older dudes would want to see it. Well congrats assholes I'm sold and I'll be seeing "The Spirit" within the opening week hopefully AMCinema. More later on Ryan Reynolds and his goddamn joyful life.

The Spirit: Worst Movie Ever?

As we begin the coverage for the upcoming Christmas Day releases one film stands out above the rest as a true must see; Frank Miller's "The Spirit." I've seen all the trailers and the incredible hotness contained in the photos of Scarlett, but these clips have solidified my anticipation. This will be the absolute worst movie to ever be released by a major studio. Even if Lionsgate is known for their schlock horror movies and what have you this is some new kind of 'torture porn' that I hope never reels its head any time soon. Please try to get through these 6 clips from "The Spirit." I'm thinking my double feature for the 25th will be Benjamin Button and The Spirit back to back.

6 Clips from "The Spirit"