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Friday, June 29, 2007
Ratatouille!
Everyone who reads this blog should go see Pixar's newest masterpiece 'Ratatouille' this weekend. The sheer joy you'll get from this movie will make you glad you didn't pick the tame Die Hard 4.0 instead. I really think 'Ratatouille' will be the film to beat this weekend and will continue through the summer and be the fourth or fifth highest grossing movie of the summer. It will have a slower then expected Friday night but with strong word of mouth and oppressive heat on Saturday will lead to a tremendous up swing for the rest of the weekend and the film will be number 1 beating Die Hard by a mere 5 to 8 million.
Froot Loops Cereal Straws
OK OK whoa whoa whoa, first of all kids USE YOUR HANDS TO DRINK YOUR MILK! Kids do no need another reason to have their drink of choice within mouth's reach while watching Loonatics or whatever the hell. Secondly, can you only drink milk through the straw? Point 3: Why Froot Loops of all things? If there is one cereal I hate drinking the artificial fruit milk from the bowl more than Froot Loops then I do not want to know that cereal. 4itude, I'm making the first Cereal Straw Cocktail right now. Look out world, The First Annual Cereal Straw Drunkfest is coming soon. We'll hold the event for every year from now on or until the Cereal Straws are outlawed for their impeccable tooth rotting abilities.
Johansson vs. Biel
Since so many people are compaing and contrast the overall sexiness of Jessica Biel as compared to the over bearing, eye popping beauty that is Scarlett Johansson, I figure the only way to settle this is with a good ol' fashioned "Battle of the Broads"
ROUND 1: Scenes in a Towel
Jessica Biel in Next having a long talk with Nic Cage about god knows what.
Scarlett Johansson getting caught checking out herself in a mirror.
Analysis: Biel has the musculature to pull off the look, but the mere sight of Scarlett dropping her moist towel hanging off her makes this a clear victory for Scarlett. Fantastic work Ms. Johansson you brought your A game to Round 1. Ms. Biel a worthy effort let's hope you can catch up in Round 2.
ROUND 1: Scenes in a Towel
Jessica Biel in Next having a long talk with Nic Cage about god knows what.
Scarlett Johansson getting caught checking out herself in a mirror.
Analysis: Biel has the musculature to pull off the look, but the mere sight of Scarlett dropping her moist towel hanging off her makes this a clear victory for Scarlett. Fantastic work Ms. Johansson you brought your A game to Round 1. Ms. Biel a worthy effort let's hope you can catch up in Round 2.
Did anyone see Next?
Does anyone know if this movie came out yet? I mean this scene looks like it would be at least worthy of YouTube. I wonder if Jessica Biel sees the movies she is making. I mean I have no problem with her using her spectacularly toned and physique for eye candy, it's just the fact that her ass is used as a marketing ploy to get people to see two minutes into the future time sort of travel movies. Whatever though USE WHAT YOU GOT BIEL!On a related note seeing as Alexander Payne co-wrote "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" that movie just jumped 3 positions in my book from Steer Clear to Wait it Out.
Friday, June 22, 2007
The Humans Are Dead and I'm Not Crying
Flight of the Conchords soars into your inner nebula and uses you over and over and over until you are a wet spot of gooey burnt packing popcorn.
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