I really hope this isn't just the greatest Internet Parody Clip of all time! This needs to be a real movie! It appears to be feature length but who knows these days. It could very well be a Wayans bros. production to be featured in DANCE FLICK. I really hope it is just a real movie is that really so hard to ask? I really don't think so.

Robert Burden's Voltron- 900 Hours in 3:24

Very Impressive painting skill shown here by one Robert Burden. Enjoy!
Great background soundtrack as well.

WHAT A LUCKY FIRST 15 MINUTES!

I literally started running this blog fifteen minutes ago, and look what fate drops in my hands! Every time I see Scarlett Johansson she looks even more perfect somehow. Well hopefully this is a sign of things to come. That was literally the easiest thing I've ever done.

Gil's First Post!

Hey Everyone!
This is Gil, I've been the Sean Malloy Intern for the past 27 days. So far my duties have been picking up fast food the office has preordered or running to Safeway to pick up snacks or driving someone home after Happy Hour.

BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!

I'm very very excited to begin this journey with you all. I plan on maintaining a well kept and dust free log of what the studio is up to and what the world around us has to offer.

FIRST POST! DOWN!

What I plan on reporting on:
- The Cinema
- LOST
- Wii
- Video Games in General
- Beautiful Women
- Lots of Beautiful Women
I was told to increase page hits and I could keep the job so that is exactly what I'm going to do. ONWARD!

seanmalloyproductionsdotcom

OUR WEBSITE



Our website is back! It was out of commission for a good year or so, we really could have used it in that time frame. Now with the past behind us we can proudly reopen seanmalloyproductions.com 2.1. The site is being run on weebly a wonderful website building interface that is quite simply the best website I've ever seen. I could not have imagined a more pleasing experience this interface has been. These guys are truly on to something big here. I'm still going to learn php and html so don't worry my fellowship in the nerdery.


On another note since the website is now my primary concern, I will be giving over "blog master" powers to our studio intern Gil. He's an enthusiastic young talent who we are hoping can keep his hands out of the Cheetos long enough to put together a decent rundown of activities here and around the world. We're giving him a two week trial run. So let's get some critiques and criticism going about this guys work in the hopes of building greatness

Good Luck Gil!

Small Mammals

4 AND 1! IN PHILLY!

Where's Waldo: The Second Coming Trivia

Trivia

Written and Directed by: John C. Bradley and Richard Cline
A Camera: Paul Busetti
Lead Waldo: Spencer Wright
John's real brother Brendan plays Kyle's fake brother Jackson in the movie.
Kevin Sharp was Phineas and may be the best character.
Emily Baden played Emilee Baten. That is her real scream.
That is not her real hair.
We carried around a tupperware cake dispenser full of fake blood for the entirety of the shoot.
It was disgusting by the 5th week.
We will never speak of the rest area accident so don't even bother asking.
Filmed on location in Alexandria, Va.
We filmed during the summer of 2005.
And The Winter of 2007.
Richard is holding his own head in the sack.
And the Summer of 2007.
We know where our sound is terrible.
This movie cost $317.00.
We shot a little bit in some part of Maryland.
We did use real guns.
We did fire live rounds.
Someone did get hurt.
Unfortunately.
We did not get it on film.
More people probably should have been hurt.
The Training Montage was filmed in one day.
Richard was incredibly sick that day.
There are numerous references to the original Where's Waldo. Try and find them!
The abandoned building is actually a preschool.
Our next movie will not contain a montage.
We acted in the movie because we couldn't find anyone else to.
We wrote the script via email in 4 weeks.
That is what 13 Waldos look like!
We made 50 shirts and hats!
Just imagine!
The shirts are all handmade originals.
Hanes White T's, Red Spray Paint. a Science Fair display board and an exacto-knife, makes one helluva Waldo shirt.

Where's Waldo: The Drinking Game
Take a big drink: Every time you see Red and White together. Example: The American Flag or a Waldo shirt.

Watch Where's Waldo: The Second Coming!

The Next Best Thing!

If you can't have a p.t. anderson flick every year, what not take some back to back David Fincher and get some rest. Fincher is firing on all cylinders in this one and he is using the new hd digital cameras to achieve some awe-inspiring images. Could this be the first film to be edited with Final Cut Pro and win Best Picture? I'm not certain a movie hasn't accomplished this already but I'm going to begin digging. The Dark Knight and this one are going to have a brutal throw down to decide Best Picture of this year.